Marissa is a 21-year-old student and designer from California. She told BuzzFeed News she was at a club in Oakland recently when a funny thing happened to her.
She was dancing with friends near the stage when she felt someone put a card in her hand, and a guy behind her told her to text him.
"I didn't say anything to him and I was initially going to throw the card on the ground because I wasn't interested," she said.
However, Marissa decided to hold onto the card because she "knew it was going to more than likely be hilarious." She was not disappointed, look at this EFFORT.
The guy had printed out a double-sided business card with a photo of himself, and a million ways to contact him.
Marissa said she thought it was hilarious because it was "so much effort" just to shoot his shot.
"The card is so next level, I gotta admit the man is truly revolutionary, he's from the future," she said.