Chris Christie Yelled At Some Dude While Cradling Nachos And People Really Can't Handle It

"Don't ever again question Chris Christie's humanity after seeing him cradle those nachos like a mother primate cradling its young."

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie on Sunday attended a baseball game between the Brewers and the Cubs at Miller Park in Milwaukee. Fun!

Unfortunately, the beleaguered governor couldn't get away from the troubles plaguing him at home. After a Cubs fan heckled him, Christie couldn't take it anymore.

At #Cubs #Brewers game. #ChrisChristie was getting razzed by fans, so he got in the face of one of them. 5:30 on… https://t.co/8v62mYYOrD

The fan, Brad Joseph, told WISN he yelled at Christie, told him he sucked, and that he was a hypocrite.

"You're a big shot," Christie told Joseph in video captured of the incident, while getting in his face.

Rule Number 1 - Don't talk shit to Chris Christie when he hasn't had a single one of his nachos yet

"[He] was yelling at me," Joseph told WISN. "First he told me, 'Why don't you have another beer?' which I thought was a decent comeback, and I thought that was kind of funny. Then he started calling me a tough guy."

During the entire confrontation, Christie cradled a bowl of nachos to his chest, because, tbh, they come first.

Chris Christie cradles nachos while berating fan at baseball game: "Buy me some… https://t.co/rKaLe6Sm5e… https://t.co/ZsVn5zXIgs

After the video was posted on Twitter, people had complete meltdowns over the photos — and especially the nachos.

This is the most Chris Christie picture ever. It's like he commissioned someone to take the one photo that summed u… https://t.co/N2qOUsnTSK

They thought his protectiveness over his snack food was simply inspiring.

@NumbersMuncher @Tamarabrams "did u touch my nachos - yes or no - simple ? - they r MY nachos u bearded brute - if… https://t.co/wdJPZ1tEAt

Not a chip was sacrificed.

#ChrisChristie got in a #Cubs fan's face at a game, and like a true professional, never dropped a chip outta his #nachos while doing it.

Truly inspiring.

I just want 1/4 of Chris Christie's confidence while wearing huge pants hiked up to his chest and cradling a basket… https://t.co/85deGmZgbt

Highly impressive.

I'll give Chris Christie this, him not spilling his nachos just once is highly impressive. https://t.co/hmTgnqqzH2

Relationship goals?

I want to find somebody that holds me like #ChrisChristie holds his nachos.

"Don't ever again question Chris Christie's humanity after seeing him cradle those nachos like a mother primate cradling its young."

And don't ever again question Chris Christie's humanity after seeing him cradle those nachos like a mother primate cradling its young.

Some even memed it.

Get your hands off my nachos kid! #nachogate #chrischristie

Basically, this is all of us today.

I have to work today but all I can think about is Chris Christie intimidating people with nachos.