Starbucks Baristas Totally Hate The Unicorn Frappuccino And Are Losing It Online
"It's literally a poison-infused abomination."
ICYMI (but you definitely didn't because this is inescapable and no one is safe) Starbucks just released the Unicorn Frappuccino.
The new drink resulted in unicorn MANIA. Instagram feeds were soon flooded with people trying the drink.
Starbucks baristas also posted about the craziness, with some showing just how many Fraps they had to make.
One barista even posted a photo of his hand (stained with unicorn blood) after the day from hell.
"MY HANDS ARE STAINED PINK."
Some openly encouraged people not to order it, saying it doesn't even taste good. "It's literally a poison-infused abomination."
"Mood," this barista wrote.
In short, these things are made from barista tears.
"I saw the terror on my co-workers' faces," one barista said.
Godspeed baristas...at least you get a break before PSL season.