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Just 20 Very Funny Tweets About Robert Mueller Finishing His Report Into Trump's Campaign And Russia

"What if the final page of the mueller report is a perfect march madness bracket."

Posted on March 22, 2019, at 6:28 p.m. ET

On Friday, special counsel Robert Mueller delivered his long-awaited report to the Justice Department on his investigation into the Trump campaign and Russia.

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You can read all about what that means here.

But you didn't click on this article for that. You clicked for the tweets and jokes.

Here are the best 20:

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Blue cupcakes mean collusion, pink cupcakes mean no collusion

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Ya'll wanna talk about the Mueller Report when you oughta be reading the Good News in the Messiah Report. That's the Bible, folks....

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FROM: Mueller, Robert TO: Barr, William SUBJECT: Final report Hey - attaching report. Thanks. ---- FROM: Mueller, Robert TO: Barr, William SUBJECT: Re: Final report 📎 Oops sorry. Actually attaching this time. Lol 📄

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Such bullshit that the Mueller report dosent have a comment section

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EXCLUSIVE: The full leaked Mueller report

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p. 1-28: investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election and related matters p. 29-499: seriously, "Green Book"? how the hell did that happen

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Congrats to Robert Mueller on finishing before George R.R. Martin.

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The only thing I know for sure about the Mueller report is FB is going to be insufferable on Sunday when everyone’s Friday evening posts filter through the algorithm.

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They should have dropped the Mueller Report like U2 dropped on every iPhone.

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what if the final page of the mueller report is a perfect march madness bracket

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Me on the way to read this Mueller report once someone leaks it, because I’m a socially-conscious political bitch who believes knowledge is power

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man wow the leaked page 1 of the Mueller Report is...definitely not what I expected

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At this point I would not be surprised if the Mueller report ends with “oh and Eva Longoria did Watergate. Thank you.”

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God it must feel so good for Mueller to close all those browser tabs.

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i’m reading the mueller report and (SPOILER) he almost couldn’t carry renesmee to term because she was slowly killing him in utero

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I'm reading the Mueller report and (SPOILER) Trump is.... NOT the father. He is not the father.

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