This Is What It's Like To Be President Of The United States On Twitter

Next time you wish you had 38 million followers, don't. Warning: NSFW language.

WHAT?!

WHY?!

Uhhhh...

OK?!

STOPPPPPP.

We are talking about FOOD SAFETY here! Now is not the time for sex.

Jesus Christ News????

Well I don't even trust your news service anymore because you can't get the size right.

This actually sounds normal compared to the other replies.

R U OK, Swagbob Kevinpants?

Huh.

Some feel compelled to promote their favorite pop albums to him.

Who was even arguing this??

Have we finally found a decent human being?

This one is MAYBE .0000001% OK.

I leave you with this.

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