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"SNL" Parodied The Oscars With A Sexual Harassment Awards Show Called "The Grabbies"

The mock awards ceremony honored Hollywood's "best" sexual misconduct perpetrators.

Last updated on March 4, 2018, at 9:17 a.m. ET

Posted on March 4, 2018, at 2:17 a.m. ET

On the eve of the Academy Awards, Saturday Night Live once again parodied Hollywood's harassment and abuse problems, creating a mock award show called "The Grabbies" to honor the entertainment industry's "best" perpetrators of sexual misconduct.

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SNL cast members Beck Bennett and Cecily Strong played red carpet hosts Danny Kilmartin and Yolanda Beaks, who interviewed a series of fictional performers nominated for various "awards."

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"I'm sure excited and, as a man, I'm nervous."

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Danny then jokingly suggested groping Yolanda with the "Grabby" trophy — but thought better of it.

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"Good instinct, Danny."

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They then moved on to interview some very-fictional-and-definitely-not-real-people nominees — like Tom Sturgeson, a favorite to win "Handsiest Actor."

“It’s such a tough category this year. The competition is so stiff,” said Sturgeson, played by SNL cast member Alex Moffat.
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“It’s such a tough category this year. The competition is so stiff,” said Sturgeson, played by SNL cast member Alex Moffat.

"I gave out a lot of unwanted massages to my female costars, also I showed an intern my penis, and said, 'Any ideas?'"

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Next up was Lenny Martin, a character played by cast member Pete Davidson, who was nominated for the "Most Open Robe" award and appeared wearing thin sweatpants with no underwear.

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"You must be so ashamed," Yolanda said. "Nope."

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And here is Ronald Kellogg, the winner of this year's coveted "Cecil B. Molestin' Award."

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"And is this your wife?" Renee Genevive asked. "No, this is a prostitute," Kellogg replied.

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Oooooops. Danny had to be replaced by Kevin — played by cast member Chris Redd — after creepy allegations showed up on babe.net.

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Anyway, moving on to the next nominee — Tim Franklin, played by host Charles Barkley, was up for the "Best Non Apology" award.

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"And his hand is already on the small of my back."

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"Now, when women first started speaking out in Hollywood, you made a public statement," Beaks said.

"I said all women needed to be heard," Franklin agreed.

"And when a woman accused you of misconduct, what did you do?" she asked.

"I called her a lying troll and had my lawyer publish her home address," Franklin said.

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Good thing everyone is getting a swag bag from Massage Envy, which has "more than 1,000 locations and over 10,000 accusations."

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Here comes the "First Woman" nominee, Catherine LeBourge, played by Aidy Bryant.

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"I bit off an intern's penis."

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And this is Beaks's new cohost until Twitter figures out what he did. Bye!

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