Hello everyone. Every morning, for the last 29 years of my life, this is how I’ve gotten dressed: pants on first, then socks, then shoes.
This morning, however, I was feeling sorta funky, and decided to shake things up. I put my socks on first, then my pants. Then I made the mistake of tweeting about it.
You guys ever put your socks on before your pants? Really interesting way to shake up the morning.
The reactions were EXTREMELY intense.
@broderick you’re a monster if you put your socks AFTER the pants 🤣
@broderick yes as i am not insane
@broderick Ryan the fact that you put pants on before socks is somehow the most disturbing thing I’ve learned about you in years.
A couple people said I’d look like a chicken??? Standing in just a shirt and underwear???
@broderick You stand in your house in a shirt, underwear and bare legs like some sort of chicken every day? Suddenly you make more sense.
And more than a few disgusting people kept telling me that socks are pants lube, which I am really unhappy about.
@broderick socks are trousers lubricant
@broderick The fuck, do your feet come pre-lubed
@broderick Pant lubricators
I tried to set the record straight, once and for all.
Correct clothing order: Underwear -> shirt -> pants -> [sweater] -> socks -> shoes -> coat
And it made things even worse.
@broderick this is sociopathic
@broderick what the fuck
Am I the wrong one here? Is this how you all look every morning?
Am I the only one who’s not walking around their room looking like this?
What’s the answer here?!
