Once You Realize That Post Malone's Mustache Looks Like Two Dogs Kissing You'll Never Unsee It

Let's investigate this, shall we?

Last week, Justice, a Twitter user from St. Louis, tweeted this absolutely unreal observation about the rapper Post Malone's mustache.

I remember when somebody said his mustache look like two little dogs kissing and I’ve been inconsolable ever since… https://t.co/1iM2YVAJQA

"There was a tweet a couple months back about his mustache so when I saw that picture it popped back up in my head and it took off from there," Justice told BuzzFeed News. "Nobody can ever unsee it."

Post Malone: "I definitely feel like there's a struggle being a white rapper" https://t.co/lhx3RG2vag

People were freaking out.

@aviannaaaaa @marcboomin313 @FITCHH__mascot That’s some headassery right there

@Vols_meatballs2 @FITCHH__mascot @tonestradamus I am seriously crying

People thought she had ruined Post Malone forever.

Nooooo! You've ruined it for us too 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Qzp92GsGHC

I actually spit out my drink 😂 https://t.co/Eou4jzzkGA

But! The most important question is, of course, what breed of dog does Post Malone's mustache look like???

At first, I thought it was maybe an elegant Maltese.

But it just didn't work.

Then it hit me. Post Malone's mustache looks like two very noble Old English Sheepdogs kissing.

And here's your proof:

Alright. Thank you for your time.

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