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Once You Realize That Post Malone's Mustache Looks Like Two Dogs Kissing You'll Never Unsee It

Let's investigate this, shall we?

Posted on January 31, 2018, at 6:22 a.m. ET

Last week, Justice, a Twitter user from St. Louis, tweeted this absolutely unreal observation about the rapper Post Malone's mustache.

I remember when somebody said his mustache look like two little dogs kissing and I’ve been inconsolable ever since…

"There was a tweet a couple months back about his mustache so when I saw that picture it popped back up in my head and it took off from there," Justice told BuzzFeed News. "Nobody can ever unsee it."

Post Malone: "I definitely feel like there's a struggle being a white rapper"

People were freaking out.

@aviannaaaaa @marcboomin313 @FITCHH__mascot That’s some headassery right there

@Vols_meatballs2 @FITCHH__mascot @tonestradamus I am seriously crying

People thought she had ruined Post Malone forever.

Nooooo! You've ruined it for us too 😭😭😭

I actually spit out my drink πŸ˜‚

But! The most important question is, of course, what breed of dog does Post Malone's mustache look like???

Photo by Rebecca Sapp / WireImage for The Recording Academy

At first, I thought it was maybe an elegant Maltese.

Laures / Getty Images

But it just didn't work.

Photo by Rebecca Sapp / WireImage for The Recording Academy / Laures / Getty Images

Then it hit me. Post Malone's mustache looks like two very noble Old English Sheepdogs kissing.

Volofin / Getty Images

And here's your proof:

Photo by Rebecca Sapp / WireImage for The Recording Academy / Volofin / Getty Images
Photo by Jeff Kravitz/AMA2017 / FilmMagic for dcp / Volofin / Getty Images
Gp Images / Getty Images / Volofin / Getty Images

Alright. Thank you for your time.