Once You Realize That Post Malone's Mustache Looks Like Two Dogs Kissing You'll Never Unsee It

Let's investigate this, shall we?

Last week, Justice, a Twitter user from St. Louis, tweeted this absolutely unreal observation about the rapper Post Malone's mustache.

I remember when somebody said his mustache look like two little dogs kissing and I’ve been inconsolable ever since… https://t.co/1iM2YVAJQA

"There was a tweet a couple months back about his mustache so when I saw that picture it popped back up in my head and it took off from there," Justice told BuzzFeed News. "Nobody can ever unsee it."

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People were freaking out.

@aviannaaaaa @marcboomin313 @FITCHH__mascot That’s some headassery right there

@Vols_meatballs2 @FITCHH__mascot @tonestradamus I am seriously crying

People thought she had ruined Post Malone forever.

Nooooo! You've ruined it for us too 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Qzp92GsGHC

I actually spit out my drink 😂 https://t.co/Eou4jzzkGA

But! The most important question is, of course, what breed of dog does Post Malone's mustache look like???

Photo by Rebecca Sapp / WireImage for The Recording Academy

At first, I thought it was maybe an elegant Maltese.

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But it just didn't work.

Photo by Rebecca Sapp / WireImage for The Recording Academy / Laures / Getty Images

Then it hit me. Post Malone's mustache looks like two very noble Old English Sheepdogs kissing.

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And here's your proof:

Photo by Rebecca Sapp / WireImage for The Recording Academy / Volofin / Getty Images
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Alright. Thank you for your time.



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