Good Sweet Lord, Pepsi Is Actually Testing A Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew

Why must we play God?

A Reddit user posted this horrific image of a new Mountain Dew flavor called "Dewitos" on Thursday.

A Pepsi spokesperson confirmed to TIME that the photo is real. Dewitos is a real thing. A real thing that a human made. It exists.

"We are always testing out new flavors of Mountain Dew, and giving our fans a voice in helping decide on the next new product has always been important to us. We opened up the DEW flavor vault and gave students a chance to try this Doritos-inspired flavor as part of a small program at colleges and universities."

Dewitos was spotted at Ohio University a few weeks ago.

According to those who have tried the horrifying Franken-soda, it tastes like liquid cheese.

As far as reactions, people seem pretty split between horrified and stunned...

@mtn_dew OMG Please mass produce Dewitos. I don't even care if it tastes bad or not, I need to try it just for the sake of trying it!

Mountain Dew is testing out a Doritos flavor? Looks like another classic case of too many cooks too many cooks too many cooks too many cooks

Doritos. Flavored. Mountain. Dew. WHAT?

Mountain Dew confirmed that it is testing a Doritos flavoured drink, for consumers that are trying to speed up the suicide process

Mountain Dew is making a Doritos flavored drink. Finally I can have something to sip when sexy ladies come over!

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