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Imgur user MikePayne points out that Dubya had a weird fascination with bald men's heads.
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Look at this guy's face he's just like, "really?"
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"Okay Mr. President, if you insist ha ha, okay, please stop."
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"Its nice to meet your President Bu—oh, okay, yeah, you can touch my head."
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"I'm a soldier, damnit. Stop that."
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"Oh my God, look at your head. Can I touch it?"
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"Oh yeah, I've gotta touch that scalp."
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"This is an A+ dome, right here. And I'd know, I've touched a few in my day."
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"How are you, cool, let me touch that head."
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"Can I just take a second and feel this kid's dome?"
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"That's some good imitation turkey scalp right there, I tell you what."
