1. Don't eat dog at any age
2. Don't have a dog at all if you want to be a politician, actually
3. Don't interact with Ted Nugent
4. Don't post stuff about Sarah Palin on your Facebook page
5. Don't pose in a hot tub
6. Don't email your husband rap lyrics
7. Don't attack the wife of a politician
8. Don't criticize the mom-ness of moms
9. Don't take money from Bill Maher
10. Don't Try to Cheat Colombian Prostitutes
