Hey everyone! Sunday is the first day of October. We made it. This means that the spookiest holiday is imminent. BOO, bitches.
Trick-or-treating, costumes, candy corns, haunted houses, cobwebs, jack-o-lanterns, bats, scary movies, vampires, ghosts, and general witchiness. There truly is NO better month than October.
To celebrate, here are 31 tweets to mark the next 31 days of total spooky bliss.
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Friend: I can’t believe they’re already selling Halloween candy in sto--- Me: *Already in the car, driving to the store*
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walked past a guy today who said "Halloween is really overrated" AVOID THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS
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halloween?? more like
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me: fall is overrated, summer is my favorite season also me: FLANNELS! PUMPKINS! LEAVES! HALLOWEEN! APPLE CIDER! SOUP! WITCHES! BOOTS!
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"halloween is overrated" me:
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Me terrorizing my followers with Halloween content 365 days a year
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“Jim: It’s Halloween. You have to sing ‘Monster Mash’. Pam: Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?”
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halloween 2016 vs halloween 2017
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spooky shiba vs shiba as an intellectual
Photos: @hellohoku,https://www.instagram.com/hellohoku
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Im sick of nobody trying to murder me on Halloween. This year better be different
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Things to look forward to in October 1. Halloweentown 2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar's Revenge 3. Halloweentown High 4. Return to Halloweentown
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Me: IM SO READY TO GO TO HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS!! I ain't gunna be scared Me once I get there:
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Get in loser we're saving Halloweentown
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when the clock strikes 12 and it's October 1st....y'all already know
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When all the Halloween decorations start popping up in the stores
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Oh. My. God. My son's Halloween costume came. Needless to say, he won't be wearing this to temple tonight. Hahaha!!!
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People: Are you ready for Halloween? Me:
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When you're at a Halloween party with people you don't know and your friends disappear
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people who think halloween decorations can't stay up year-round lack discipline
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Haunted House idea: A poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven't seen since High School.
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IT’S ALMOST OCTOBER
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Tis the season my dudes
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me September 30th vs. me October 1st
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btw tomorrow's october 1st.. 🎃
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"how are you decorating for Halloween this year?"
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September 30th vs October 1st
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September 30th 11:59 PM versus October 1st 12:00 AM
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Me waking up tomorrow, Sunday October 1st
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spooky time is near.
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October 1st is tomorrow 💀
Have a great month, a great holiday, and a great rest of the year, spooky kids!
