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People Are Sharing Hilarious Halloween Tweets To Celebrate The Start Of October

Friend: I can’t believe they’re already selling Halloween candy in sto— Me: *Already in the car, driving to the store*

Posted on September 30, 2017, at 1:51 p.m. ET

Hey everyone! Sunday is the first day of October. We made it. This means that the spookiest holiday is imminent. BOO, bitches.

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Trick-or-treating, costumes, candy corns, haunted houses, cobwebs, jack-o-lanterns, bats, scary movies, vampires, ghosts, and general witchiness. There truly is NO better month than October.

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To celebrate, here are 31 tweets to mark the next 31 days of total spooky bliss.

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Friend: I can’t believe they’re already selling Halloween candy in sto--- Me: *Already in the car, driving to the store*

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walked past a guy today who said "Halloween is really overrated" AVOID THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS

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💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 C… https://t.co/UHlwhI4odL

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me: fall is overrated, summer is my favorite season also me: FLANNELS! PUMPKINS! LEAVES! HALLOWEEN! APPLE CIDER! SOUP! WITCHES! BOOTS!

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Me terrorizing my followers with Halloween content 365 days a year

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“Jim: It’s Halloween. You have to sing ‘Monster Mash’. Pam: Oh you have to Jim? You literally have to?”

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Im sick of nobody trying to murder me on Halloween. This year better be different

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Things to look forward to in October 1. Halloweentown 2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar's Revenge 3. Halloweentown High 4. Return to Halloweentown

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Me: IM SO READY TO GO TO HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS!! I ain't gunna be scared Me once I get there:

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Get in loser we're saving Halloweentown

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when the clock strikes 12 and it's October 1st....y'all already know

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When all the Halloween decorations start popping up in the stores

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Oh. My. God. My son's Halloween costume came. Needless to say, he won't be wearing this to temple tonight. Hahaha!!!

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When you're at a Halloween party with people you don't know and your friends disappear

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people who think halloween decorations can't stay up year-round lack discipline

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Haunted House idea: A poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven't seen since High School.

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me September 30th vs. me October 1st

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"how are you decorating for Halloween this year?"

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September 30th 11:59 PM versus October 1st 12:00 AM

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Me waking up tomorrow, Sunday October 1st

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Have a great month, a great holiday, and a great rest of the year, spooky kids!

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