“She was like, ‘This is lettuce,'" Jamarcus told BuzzFeed News. “I was like, 'Damn, I’m embarrassed.'”
The boyfriend said that he works in a produce warehouse, and that he found what he thought were flowers unlabeled in a box.
“I was like, 'This is pretty cool.' I thought she was going to love it, man, and she just started laughing.”
(OK, so it looks like this may actually be Redbor kale. We realize this; let's move on.)