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Here Are Some Of The Funniest Things People Said About Easter

The tweets have risen.

Posted on April 16, 2017, at 3:01 p.m. ET

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Frat guys are going to absolutely kiiillll it this weekend. They dress like it's Easter everyday and this is their time to shine

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Mom: you're 17 years old! You don't need an Easter basket Me: welcome to your tape

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Can my bank account get resurrected on Easter Sunday as well please ??

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church on a regular sunday vs church on easter

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overheard a mom & her teen son arguing inside the church mom: we're going 3am mass its part of our penance son: i didnt fucking kill jesus

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Satan when Jesus rose from the dead:

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religious leaders: we did it. we killed jesus. it's over. it's cancelled. jesus:

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When Jesus rose on the 3rd day

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When the Romans saw Jesus tomb was empty

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[Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—

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Listen, ma'am, I'm sorry I decked your four year old but it's called an Easter Egg HUNT for a reason

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@jonnysun *jesus comes out of cave* jesus: IT'S BEEN

@Xythar @jonnysun Jesus: 3 days since you looked at me.

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roses are red britain has brexit jesus christ is

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My parents: aren't you getting a bit old for an Easter egg hunt? Me:

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