A Reminder Of What Cakes Looked Like Before Baking Shows Ruined Our Expectations Forever

After looking at these cakes, I'm even more impressed with The Great British Bake Off participants.

Paris  Hilton blowing out the candles on a birthday cake
Carmen Electra blowing out the candles on a birthday cake
Michael Jordan dunking a basketball on his 33rd birthday cake
Bill Clinton cutting his birthday cake on air force one
Hugh Heffner and a playmate's photos printed onto a birthday cake
George Bush on stage with two women in front of him holding a birthday cake
Margaret Thatcher looking at a cake with american and british flags
Prince Charles blowing out candles on a cake with an enormous green bow
Duchess of York holding a cake shaped like a newspaper that's on fire
The Clinton family standing around a giant American flag cake
Ronald Reagan blows out a two-tier birthday cake
Tina Turner blows out a birthday cake that reads happy birthday tina
Prince Philip, in a tuxedo, stands behind a cake shaped like a globe
Nelson Mandela blows candles on his birthday cake surrounded by smiling people
Diddy and Angie Harmon pose by a silver birthday cake
Matthew Perry poses by a giant sheet cake that reads Happy Birthday Matthew
Avril Lavigne blows out her birthday cake candles surrounded by fans taking pictures
Jerry Lewis holds a knife jokingly in the air over a big cake that reads Happy birthday Jerry in french and english
Phyllis Diller surrounded with birthday ephemera and the cake
Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump blow out birthday candles on a cake shaped like a boat
George Bush, right, eats a slice of cake in a room full of smiling people in suits
Hank Aaron blows out candles on his birthday in a tuxedo
Two men eating bites out of cake shaped like a wall
Fredo Starr in a blue jacket in front of a cake with strawberries and writing
Rodney Dangerfield next to a cake with a model of himself in a Hawaiian shirt