Apple announced today that it will soon roll out two new versions of the iPhone: the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus.
That's all incredibly impressive and useful, but there are still a lot of things the phone can't do. Stuff we REALLY need, like...
1. A thing that lets you know in advance if a call or text is good news or bad news.
2. An option in iMessage that would allow you to keep a list of words that can never ever be sent over text, so you can keep it from accidentally autocorrecting to embarrassing words.
Like "dong" or "penis," for example.