Your New Career as a Bathroom Ambassador
Charmin is trying to find five, super-enthusiastic greeters to entertain bathroom guests at their public Times Square bathrooms, and then blog about the experience. For $10,000.
Prerequisite: "All candidates must really, really enjoy going to the bathroom." Actually, an even better job would be the person who gets to interview all the candidates about why they enjoy going to the bathroom. That would pretty much make the best blog ever.