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Investors can now put their money into Adult Entertainment Capital, the first publicly traded and licensed investment opportunity for all types of adult business—from gentlemen's clubs to lifestyle resorts, content and emerging technology platforms.

Posted on September 16, 2008, at 5:24 p.m. ET

With the impending financial apocalypse, this kind of seems like the only safe place to put your money. Porn seems a lot less volatile than technology or pharmaceuticals.