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Chirac Mauled by Poodle

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his dog Sumo, a clinically depressed puppy on Prozac.

Posted on January 22, 2009, at 3:46 p.m. ET

This is too absurd not to post.

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