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Posted on February 27, 2012, at 4:28 p.m. ET
"No way is "strategery" a valid word when "Biden'd" is not. Come on!"
Tom was not very surreptitious about playing brickbreaker.
This baby has impeccable posture.
"Whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA WHOA, now listen: .... Biden'd."
Height disparities were increasingly becoming a source of tension at the CFPB.
"Show us your muscles." -Obama, pulling a Baratheon
"And there you are: The Presidential Medal for Most Adorable Family. Well deserved, sir."
"...and I'm like: 'BIDEN'D!'"
"MOLE! Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacaMOLE. "
"Jon Huntsman! For president! Amirite?"
Rules are rules: If it's your turn and you forget the morning donuts, you get the "Lewinsky Seat" at the next team meeting in the oval.
"Would it really be SUCH A BREACH OF PROTOCOL to get him a laptop to keep in a drawer in there??"
"Hey, really nice work shooting those guys in the face."
"I'm vacuuming out your brains! Isn't this fun?!"
Fallon, falling, fails to cross the finish line.
Bond. Barack Hussein Bond.
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