I Can't Stop Thinking About This Picture Of Amazon's CEO
$100 billion makes you very, um, swole apparently.
There's a photo I really want to forget about but can't.
It's the one of Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos cosplaying as Jason Statham.
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Jk! It's the real him! Amazon's revenue wasn't the only thing that got, uh, big this year.
"Swole Jeff Bezos" surfaced all the way back on July 13 — but I...still...feel...uncomfortable...
Bezos was in Idaho for an annual gathering of rich and powerful people. He strolled in wearing a polo that could barely contain his biceps, topped by a lightweight puffer vest.
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The gathering is known as the invite-only Allen & Co. Sun Valley Conference.
SOMEHOW, *this* person from from the same event in 2014...
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...as well as this person in 2013...
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...along with this human from 2016 (just last year!)...
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... Are. The. Same. Man.
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Idk. Maybe that $100 billion net worth has something to do with it.
Before AWS. After AWS.
In 2017, Jeff Bezos's bicep also controlled a giant robot exoskeleton.
I just got to pilot an awesome (and huge) robot thanks to Hankook Mirae Technology. Nice! #MARS2017
It also smashed a champagne bottle to celebrate its new wind farm.
Perhaps Amazon's monopoly over e-commerce isn't the only thing to be concerned about.
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Anyway. Looking forward to 2018 and forgetting about all this.
Happy to see Jeff Bezos has taken his rightful place among America's favorite bald daddies
