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<b>Find your sexual animal doppelganger.</b> Slightly NSFW.

Find your sexual animal doppelganger. Slightly NSFW.

What Type Of Animal Are You When You Have Sex?

You are a traditionalist much like the rooster. When the gallant rooster finds food on the ground, he'll give it to his hen before he starts eating it himself. If you're a guy, then you're a true Southern gentleman who enjoys opening doors for your date, and you don't mind paying for their tab. If you're a lady, you like a man who takes care of you, someone who is kind, gentle and strong. You're not the party type and you prefer a candlelight romantic dinner at home rather than going to a sweaty club on weekends.

Rooster

You're a little freaky, but you have a sweet side. You're a fan of bondage, just like some spiders who silk-wrap their lovers to get them in the mood. Some spiders get a bad rep because they eat their lovers, but other spiders massage silk on their mate's back in order to relax them. Like the spider, you are versatile. You curiously dabble with S&M. Sometimes, you'll take care of your lover by giving them backrubs and, other times, you'll enjoy causing (or receiving) pain (nipple clamps, anyone?). But sometimes you can get a little bit carried away, and you have a tendency to sacrifice everything in your life for sexual satisfaction.

Spider

Your friends describe you as a playa who is surrounded by bling. You like the finer things in life, just like the bowerbird who obsessively collects shiny decorations for their love nests. Although these birds are not monogamous, males build towering structures out of glittery trash in order to seduce their mate. You're into fashion, a nice car, jewelry, and name brands. You'll try to impress your lover with fancy dates, but it's all just an act since you don't have any intention of staying with them for the long term. You're not really the monogamous type and you enjoy hitting the clubs on weekends. You enjoy living life. Your friends love you because you bring the party everywhere you go.

Bird

You've been in two year intense relationships, just like other primates. In a study, males have been observed bringing meat to females, but on average, those cheeky females waited two years before they decided to mate. But like monkeys, you've also had one night stands. You like to go to clubs and meet new people, but eventually you'll want to settle down, get married and have kids.

Monkey

You're a hipster cricket. You like to play loud music at night and your life tends to mirror vampire movies (excluding Twilight). You're not afraid of experimentation and you'll try anything once in the bedroom. You're a tad bit kinky, just like the sagebush cricket. Females even suck their partner's blood during the mating act in order to get nourishment.

Cricket

You're a bit of an acquired taste. People think you're cute and different, because you do not have the typical look of a boring movie star. You're less innocent than you look, and you can be a bit freaky in the bedroom, like the porcupine who engages in water sports. Males will actually piss on females in order to seduce them. While porcupines are not a traditional fluffy animal, like a puppy or kitten, they can still melt you with their cuteness.

Porcupine

You LOVE sex. Anything goes. You'll experiment with different genders and even other species. You'll have sex with objects or you'll have sex with yourself. Nothing is out of bounds for the dolphin. Male bottlenose dolphins have even been observed wrapping eels around their penises in order to get off.

Dolphin

You're a freak and you love it. You're not the type of person who is loud and you don't attract a lot of attention when you go out. You like to be low key. In fact, lots of people have never even heard of you. But in secret, you have fetishes. You're the type of person who might be into something light, like a foot fetish, or perhaps something more intense like vore and furries. Your sexual habits are creative, much like the red velvet mite. While most people are unaware of the mite's existence, the animals have a rather unique approach to mating. Males will build cum castles, aka structures made out of twigs and leaves. They'll cover the whole thing in sperm in order to entice a potential mate. Rival mites will even try to destroy their competition's cum castles. Like the mite, you do suffer from jealousy on occasion.

Red Velvet Mite

Like some whiptail lizards who reproduce on their own without a mate, you don't really care much for sex. You have better things to do with your time. You think it's pointless to play the mating game because you have more fun hanging out with your friends. You don't need to worry about getting laid every night.

Lizard

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