Here's Why Scientists Are Going To Check Out Surfers' Butts

And it's not because their asses are so fine.

Going to the beach is fun! But it might also be a nasty experience.

What's one way we can test for pollution in our waters?

Yes, surfer buttholes are a source of serious scientific investigation.

In conclusion, surfers' buttholes might lead to research that will keep us safe at the beach.

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