Here's Why Scientists Are Going To Check Out Surfers' Butts
And it's not because their asses are so fine.
Going to the beach is fun! But it might also be a nasty experience.
What's one way we can test for pollution in our waters?
Yes, surfer buttholes are a source of serious scientific investigation.
In conclusion, surfers' buttholes might lead to research that will keep us safe at the beach.