It Turns Out Things Get Pretty Weird When Your President Goes Missing

Today in "only in Nigeria": The president returned home after he basically went missing for over a month. Weirdly, though, things actually, sort of, ran better without him.

On Jan. 19, Nigeria’s president, Muhammadu Buhari, requested two weeks' leave to undergo routine medical checkups in London.

And then he just sort of vanished!

He was barely seen again until Thursday, March 9, when he popped up in photos posted to Twitter. Several hours later, on Friday, he left London and returned to the Nigerian capital — nearly two months after leaving.

Archbishop of Canterbury, @JustinWelby this afternoon visited President @MBuhari in Abuja House, London.

When news about his disappearance first started becoming public, officials gave conflicting statements about where and how the president actually was.

my new website tracks how long @MBuhari has been absent from Nigeria https://t.co/fR144Miqyq #whereisbuhari

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They also refused to disclose exactly what medical condition was keeping the 74-year-old in London or even prove he was, you know, alive.

The sketchiness from officials might have something to do with the fact that Nigerians aren't huge fans of Buhari's trips abroad.

While he was nowhere to be seen, Nigerians had to make do with a bizarre series of second-hand stories about Buhari, like when they heard US President Donald Trump was set to hold a call with him — still in London.

The official line was that the president is "hale and hearty," and just needed to get some "rest."

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The whole thing also had people feeling a really intense sense of déjà vu.

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Back in November 2009, then-president Umaru Yar'Adua also took what was supposed to be a quick medical leave to Saudi Arabia. Because it was supposed to be a short leave, he never officially handed power over to the vice president, which meant the country was on autopilot until he returned six long months later — only to die within three days.

Everyone was especially anxious this time, though, about The Case of the Missing President because Nigeria — Africa's largest economy — is currently suffering a recession for the first time in a quarter century.

A few weeks after Buhari left, he finally handed over the reins to his vice president, Yemi Osinbajo. And things under the acting president have actually been going...better.

Osinbajo has also relaxed visa rules to lure foreign investors — a plan drawn up by Buhari but which, like many other plans, has been stuck in his chief of staff's office, according to diplomats.

Osinbajo has also been reaching out to ordinary Nigerians on a level unusual in the country.

All of this should have been good news, in many ways. But this is Nigeria. So despite Osinbajo making it clear he is loyal to his boss, there were leaked reports that Buhari’s inner circle were tracking the acting president's rising popularity with growing suspicion.

People should stop referring to Acting President Osinbajo as VP. For now he's no longer the VP. The VP (Vacationing President) is in London!

However, Buhari said on Friday he wants the veep to stay on as acting president while he continues to recuperate.

Buhari’s nickname among Nigerians is "Baba Go-Slow" and in 2015, when he took office, a hashtag called #BabaWhileYouWereGone started trending. It started trending again this month, but with a very different meaning.

On Friday, some people couldn't believe Buhari had truly returned.

Even as they say Buhari is back till we see him really , it's not the first time they are telling us he came back

Some people had faith things would work out for the best.

Others a little less so, after things had been progressing smoothly in his absence.

Still others wondered how long it would be before Buhari takes off again.

Don't Rejoice yet. Na my charger I come carry.

"Don't start celebrating yet, I just came back to get my phone charger."

So, until something else crazy happens, all of Nigeria is basically going to be doing this.