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There Is An Elephant With A Giant Penis At The United Nations

It's the side of the UN the politicians don't want you to see. Sort of.

Posted on September 15, 2014, at 6:38 p.m. ET

This is the United Nations headquarters in New York City. Completed in 1952, the complex just finished the last major parts of a $1.9 billion renovation to coincide with the imminent opening of the 69th UN General Assembly.

UNGA is when all the representatives from UN member states get together to discuss the year's agenda. The assembly officially convenes on Tuesday, while the General Debate (with all the heads of states) opens Sept. 24. Meanwhile, smaller renovations on the complex are still ongoing.
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UNGA is when all the representatives from UN member states get together to discuss the year's agenda. The assembly officially convenes on Tuesday, while the General Debate (with all the heads of states) opens Sept. 24. Meanwhile, smaller renovations on the complex are still ongoing.

Each year, over a million tourists come to visit the historic site and walk the same hallowed halls as the makers and shapers of international diplomacy.

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There is also an elephant with a giant erect penis on display. But we'll get to that later.

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The UN, you see, is full of art that countries traditionally give to honor historic events and leaders in international diplomacy.

Or at least attempts at diplomacy.
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Or at least attempts at diplomacy.

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This means that the halls are replete with an eclectic hodgepodge of artistic gems that range from the strange to the pretty bad ass, like this golden Dodo.

Mauritius gifted this golden Dodo, a now extinct bird that was native to the country.
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Mauritius gifted this golden Dodo, a now extinct bird that was native to the country.

BuzzFeed News took a tour of sorts in June. The average visitor enters the UN at the 46th Street entrance and their first sight is St. George on a dragon fighting off... none other than nuclear war!

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The former-Soviet Union commissioned this evil-slaying dragon as a gift in 1990. The statue is made of decommissioned Soviet SS-20 and US Pershing II missiles.

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It's kind of like DIY, only with dangerous military waste.

Moving inside to the North Lawn building, interpretive wall paintings like this one presented by Belarus in 1991 add a little pizzaz to the mundaneness of white halls and suits.

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One floor up, these portraits of UN Secretaries General look like paintings — but psych! They are tapestries gifted by Iran starting in 1997.

Thanks for playing.
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Thanks for playing.

Heading back outdoors, the UN rose and statue gardens provide a striking view of New York City's skyline.

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But visitors beware: due to the construction, this is also where unused UN statues have gone to (temporarily) die. And it's a bit creepy.

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Moving inside to the Secretariat Building (where the big shots roam), don't miss this old recording equipment randomly on display in a hallway. So hipster.

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Nearby, check out this Danish teakwood sculpture that was designed to represent decolonization. The sculpture is perched in a corner of the Trusteeship Council's chamber, a body tasked in 1945 with overseeing decolonizing countries.

The woman looks pretty uncomfortable.
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The woman looks pretty uncomfortable.

Speaking of scandal, former Secretary-General Boutros Ghali came under fire in 2000 after the artist of the portrait on the right alleged that Ghali never paid. (The UN does not pay for artwork; rather, it's donated.)

The artist may also have been jealous that the one on the left of another former Secretary General, Javier Perez de Cuellar, is just that much cooler.
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The artist may also have been jealous that the one on the left of another former Secretary General, Javier Perez de Cuellar, is just that much cooler.

There're way more gems, too. Like this circa-1985 Norman Rockwell mosaic.

The mosaic was refurbished last year after falling into decay.
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The mosaic was refurbished last year after falling into decay.

And this UN model made of legos on display at the gift shop.

"What is this? A UN for ants? It has to be at least.. THREE times this size."
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"What is this? A UN for ants? It has to be at least.. THREE times this size."

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In comparison, the "stakeout" – where reporters jostle to interview UN Security Council representatives after important sessions — is kind of visually underwhelming.

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Now back to that elephant with the giant penis. From afar, it seems like just another unassuming giant elephant hidden in the well-kept bushes behind security at the 46th Street entrance.

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But zoom in for a frontal view — and there's a giant erect penis happy to see you.

It's almost like a fifth leg.
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It's almost like a fifth leg.

The 11-foot-tall statue was a gift from Kenya, Namibia and Nepal in 1998 and was made from the cast of a real African bull elephant, the AP reported. An unexpected outcome of the casting made the animal's penis part of the show, according to UN lore.

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UN officials have carefully hidden the animal's true size behind shrubbery — but that doesn't mean you can't get up close and personal to the dirty little secrets of UN diplomacy.

Can't wait for what more excitement the General Assembly brings!
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Can't wait for what more excitement the General Assembly brings!

The art of the UN, ladies and gentlemen.

You could also take an actual tour. More information here.
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You could also take an actual tour. More information here.

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