19 Funny And Too-Real Tweets Jimmy Fallon Read About Why People Are Single

Steve Higgins, Jimmy's announcer, said (in an inspector voice): "There's rat feces in that corner...some's allowed."

Jimmy just LOL'd (and LOL'd) over this one.

Jimmy said (in an awkward voice): "It's your problem now. You're going to, uh, have to walk in without, uh, holding the door."

Jimmy said: "I love her dad; he's awesome!" Then in a "dad" voice: "Get in the car, hun. We got a live one."

Jimmy mimed eating cereal and said: "You want some?"

Steve Higgins, Jimmy's announcer, said: "But what happens when you pull up? What do you do?"

Jimmy said: "He's a good dude. I bet he would do that! I bet he'd send her a framed photo that says that!"

Turns out Chris sent a video to Katie, LOL.

Jimmy said: "I like her! I would do that. I've never thought of that!"

Jimmy said: "What?!"

Jimmy said: "No! Don't eat dog biscuits!"

Jimmy said: "I want to thank Simon Cowell for sending that one in."

Jimmy said (while gazing intensely into the camera): "Definitely a lot."

Jimmy cringed as hard as you can cringe.

Jimmy mimed sleeping like a starfish and said: "That's pretty awesome!"

Jimmy said: "I see what you did there."

Jimmy (pretending to be the boyfriend) mimed throwing some karate chops.

Jimmy said: "Those are some hairy knees!"

Jimmy said: "Aww, you shouldn't be single for that!"

Jimmy said (in a Yoda voice): "Mmm, Pringles I must have."