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Play The Rob Ford Game, Featuring Crack, Cops, Reporters, Weed And Booze

This 8-bit tribute to Toronto's embattled mayor features all the things Rob Ford may — but hasn't been proven to — enjoy.

Posted on April 7, 2014, at 5:03 p.m. ET

Behold! Rob Ford, The Game. It's high time this existed.

In Rob Ford, The Game, the player scores points by do things like picking up weed, stomping cops.

Grabbing booze. Canadian Club!

Running away from reporters...then running at reporters and stomping them!

Grabbing some crack.

Grabbing some crack and stomping a cop at the same time!

As you grab crack and weed and booze and stomp cops and reporters, your party score goes up while your public opinions goes down. It's unclear how you actually win Rob Ford, The Game.

If you can figure it out, you have our vote for Mayor of Toronto!

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