This Has To Be The Greatest Associated Press Lede Ever

Because... poop.

Today the AP posted this story with the most amazing lede written -- Headline: Man burns feces behind Seattle police station

SEATTLE (AP) -- The No. 1 thing Seattle police officers noticed Sunday at the East Precinct station was a fire in the alley. The next thing was No. 2.

(h/t to Jim Romenesko)

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