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Wanted: Some Douchebag That Knows About Apples

At a rate of $200 an hour, he should be able to afford a couple Pajanimals tracks.

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[Ed. note: Consider me motivated. Throw in a dime bag and maybe I'll find some sweet lawyer-themed iPhone games for you in the App. store.]

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