Ukraine's President Is Taking Military Advice From A Doll
"It has become a tradition," Petro Poroshenko said. "I come to work, take the doll, and think what I must do today to protect the country."
Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko proudly displayed a Cabbage Patch Kids-style ragdoll on Friday that, he said, is now giving him military advice.
It has become a tradition: I come to work, take the doll and think what I must do today to protect the country.
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It has become a tradition: I come to work, take the doll and think what I must do today to protect the country.
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The doll was a gift from Ukrainian soldiers fighting at Donetsk airport, one of the key flashpoints in eastern Ukraine's half-frozen conflict. Soldiers die there almost daily despite a shaky ceasefire deal concluded in September.
The "cyborg" nickname given to Ukraine's volunteer fighters and soldiers, Poroshenko said, has "become [a symbol] of the unflappability of the Ukrainian spirit."
It remains to be seen whether the advice the doll gives him is any good.
Immediately after meeting the soldiers from Donetsk airport, Poroshenko presided over a Ukrainian citizenship ceremony for Sergei Korotkikh, a Belarusian fighter in the far-right Azov volunteer battalion. Korotkikh was formerly a member of a neo-Nazi group called the National Socialist Organiation and is wanted in Russia on charges of setting off a bomb near the Kremlin in 2007.
But the doll can hardly do any worse than Valeri Heletei, a former Ukrainian defense minister who infamously called a journalist when Ukrainian troops were caught in a Russian ambush to ask her for artillery coordinates.