What Rupert Murdoch Is Really Thinking
This is what we imagine is going through the media mogul's mind in the photos on his Tumblr page.
"You're right, horse: Newspapers do need paywalls to survive."
"I'm supposed to say that in my speech?"
"Global media barons can never have too many yellow T-shirts."
"Not only did will.i.am forget to bring his glasses to the photo shoot, but he's also wearing a hat. Indoors!"
"I'm the chairman of a cash-rich publishing company, you're goddamned right I get to wear the championship belt."
"If I do this jig, will you edit the Post's sports section?"
"Do these two people work for me?"
"Robert, I gave your company $2.6 billion in cash; put a smile on and drink some OJ."
"OK, Brett, you are better looking than me, but have you ever been on The Simpsons?"
"Is there a newspaper in that hut I can buy?"
"This is brilliant! Our sales software also uses the inverted pyramid!"
"Hmm, how much do you think I can move News Corp's stock if I just press enter?"
"This city is even more forbidden than the U.K. satellite TV market."
"Hop away, you magnificent Australian. Hop away."