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Morse Code Vs. Typewriter: Which Angry Verizon Net Neutrality Rant Wins?

The telecommunications giant is not happy about today's FCC vote approving strict new regulations on internet providers. But the result is a couple of amusing press releases.

Posted on February 26, 2015, at 4:13 p.m. ET

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Verizon is not happy about today's FCC vote to treat broadband internet as a public utility, just like telephone lines.

In response, Verizon argued that the rules being applied were outdated relics from a previous communications era and would regulate the internet like the early telephone networks of the 1930s.

After today's vote, Verizon put out two official replies: one in morse code and one using a type writer font and dated "1934" instead of "2015." The Communiations Act, which gives the FCC the authority to reclassify broadband, was written in 1934.

First, the morse code.

Verizon / Via publicpolicy.verizon.com

Here's what Verizon's Morse code FCC response actually says:

And the old-timey typewriter.

Verizon / Via publicpolicy.verizon.com

Is this a cringeworthy attempt reduce a crucial public policy debate down to gimmicky press releases? Sure. But it's also reflective of a fight where one of the deadliest weapons was a viral video.

John Oliver's net neutrality bit led to so many comments that the FCC's commenting system broke down.

View this video on YouTube

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And net neutrality supporter Keith Ellison, a Democratic congressman, contributed a vine of him singing and dancing in celebration. (Twitter, which owns Vine, supports the net neutrality rules).

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And as pointed out here, this fight marks the rise of the internet as a mainstream political issue. So, in the spirit of the battle, we ask:

  1. Which of Verizon's gimmicky responses worked best?

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Which of Verizon's gimmicky responses worked best?
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    Morse Code
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    Old-Timey Typewriter

A BuzzFeed News investigation, in partnership with the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, based on thousands of documents the government didn't want you to see.