Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio this week criticized Donald Trump for having small hands — and, um, by extension, a small penis — as part of an ongoing series of personal attacks between the two.
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He's 6 feet 2 inches tall, Rubio said at a rally. "So why does he have the hands of someone who is 5'2"?" he said. "And you know what they say about men with small hands."
This critical issue, of course, became a topic at Thursday night's GOP debate. The moderators asked Rubio why he resorted to personal attacks after he said he wouldn't — and then asked Trump about the small hands comment.
Well, Trump wants you to know "there's no problem" down there.
My God. This is a Trump penis-size joke.
"He referred to my hands — 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. There's no problem," Trump said.
That’s right: Within the first 10 minutes of the debate, a potential future president of the United States wanted us to know he has a big dick.
Naturally, Twitter was on fire.
John Kasich has been standing there with his penis out for 9 minutes now and no one is paying attention
SHOW THE SCHLONG FORM CERTIFICATE
Kasich: "I'm an adult. Vote for me." Trump: "My penis is HUUUUGE. Vote for me." #GOPDebate
Donald Trump's penis is gonna #MakeAmericaGreatAgain !
