Business20 Signs You're Dating A BankerA helpful guide to Wall Street relationships.By by Mariah SummersBuzzFeed News Reporter and by Emily OrleyBuzzFeed News ReporterPosted on July 15, 2013, 3:49 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. You know there's no point in making dinner plans because they've already ordered Seamless to their desk. Emily Orley But on the flip side, you both have perfected the art of getting a full meal for less than $24.99. 2. You know not to send anything scandalous to their work email because it will get flagged. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com All swear-words are also off limits. Fuck. Oops. 3. You can't send him or her BuzzFeed articles because it's blocked at the office. Emily Orley :( 4. They've picked you up in their car service. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via tumblr.com Might as well take advantage of the perks, amirite? 5. Dinner conversations are usually about markets. Emily Orley Blah blah blah blah GOLD blah blah blah blah. Cool story, bro. 6. Date night has ended more than once with going to their office to update a document. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF silhouetteee.tumblr.com 7. Your bedtime lullaby is conference call white noise. Via news.au.com Pillow talk = a debate about what kind of interest rate they're willing to agree on. 8. You'll go to bed before they get home at night and wake up in the morning after they leave for work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via marioalamode.tumblr.com 9. You know the hours could be worse (if you were dating a lawyer). Via MGM 10. You've had to drop off a change of clothes at their office before 7 a.m. multiple times. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via gif-central.blogspot.com 11. You're BFFs with their dry cleaner. Via memegenerator.co 12. You've sat through Too Big To Fail more times than you would have liked. Via HBO It's a good movie. But not multiple viewings good. 13. You know the whole strategy to bonus ranks and contract renewals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via lifeinfinance.tumblr.com 14. Work functions are like frat parties. Via hermespocketsquare.tumblr.com 15. Packing for a day at the beach includes blanket, sunscreen, and a computer. Via cl.jroo.me At least you're out of the office! 16. They're really good at multitasking. Shutterstock.com They can work remotely and listen to you tell a story on the couch at the same time. You think... 17. They can teach you really helpful Excel tricks. Via justanswer.com No mouse, no problem. 18. There are 20 Wall Street Journals piled up at your front door at the end of every month. 19. Holidays together? LOL. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via hotguyslaughing.tumblr.com Bankers get around 25 vacation days EVERY YEAR! But having them and taking them are two different things! 20. But when you do get time together, you really know how to make it count. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com Mariah SummersBuzzFeed News ReporterMariah Summers is a business reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Summers reports on hospitality, travel and real estate.Contact Mariah Summers at firstname.lastname@example.org.Got a confidential tip? 👉 Submit it hereEmily OrleyBuzzFeed News Reporter Emily Orley is an entertainment reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Orley reports on the television industry. Contact Emily Orley at email@example.com.