Director: Patrick Lussier
Writer: Zane Smith, Todd Farmer, and John Beaird
Remake of: My Bloody Valentine (1981)
OK, it's not high art — most films with "3D" in the title aren't, as in the case of Piranha 3D below — but the original My Bloody Valentine was trash, too. Here, at least, there's that really delightful 3D gimmick to keep things moving along, and when you've got a slasher flick about a guy in a gas mask and mining gear slaughtering teens with a pickax, that gimmick is more than enough.