If you weren't following Streetcrow, you were missing out on one of Twitter's simplest and most satisfying Twitter accounts. Whether tearing the flesh from tiny rodents or preening followers, he tweeted with grace and nobility.
Mostly he just let us know what he was up to.
Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Rotate. Caw caw caw caw caw caw
Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Rotate. Caw caw caw caw caw caw-- Streetcrow
Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder
Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder-- Streetcrow
Skull. Peck at eye sockets. Look inside
Skull. Peck at eye sockets. Look inside-- Streetcrow
Often he was timely.
Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer
Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer-- Streetcrow
Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList
Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList-- Streetcrow
Mimic @IKEAmonkey http://t.co/NFW4M9W8
Mimic @IKEAmonkey http://t.co/NFW4M9W8-- Streetcrow
Sometimes he got political.
Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama
Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama-- Streetcrow
Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012
Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012-- Streetcrow
Curb. Avoid discarded Romney
Curb. Avoid discarded Romney-- Streetcrow
He celebrated the holidays.
Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay
Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay-- Streetcrow
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday-- Streetcrow
Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday
Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday-- Streetcrow
He participated in Twitter trends and hashtag games.
Caw caw caw #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay
Caw caw caw #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay-- Streetcrow
Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie
Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie-- Streetcrow
Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku
Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku-- Streetcrow
Above all, he was always wonderful and weird.
Murder. Share dead deer
Murder. Share dead deer-- Streetcrow
Koi pond. Plot. Scheme
Koi pond. Plot. Scheme-- Streetcrow
Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari
Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari-- Streetcrow
And deep.
Think
Think-- Streetcrow
Dream
Dream-- Streetcrow
Be
Be-- Streetcrow
Fly proud, gentle Streetcrow, and enjoy life's greener pastures (anywhere that isn't Twitter).