18 Tweets About Climate Change That Will Make You Laugh Then Despair

    Because if you don't laugh you will just cry.

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    Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.

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    there’s no way I could get away with naming a fossil fuel industry spokesman this in a book or a movie

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    Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal.

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    "whoever denied it, supplied it" also works with climate change

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    Google autocomplete is making me worry about the public perception of where my salary comes from.

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    Would any publication like my piece "neither smartphones nor millennials are killing a generation, it is definitely war and climate change"?

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    Me communicating with sea creatures after the entire world is flooded because of global warming https://t.co/pxO8Rt8ycA

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    Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire

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    Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: Shut up egghead

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    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

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    me: Leo come over Leo: i can't im busy me: my friend said global warming isn't real Leo:

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    leaving a non-binding climate agreement seems sort of like breaking up with an extremely hot person with whom you’re in an open relationship

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    “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a deeply offensive song about climate change denialism.

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    Climate change? Horseshit. Real clouds and weather are sturdy and reliable and controlled by God's butler in Heaven whose name is Sexy Theo

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    HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE

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    We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet

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    parent: I'd do anything for my children! Scientist: here's how to stave off climate change so your children can stay on earth Parent: nah