Science·Posted on 26 Oct 201718 Tweets About Climate Change That Will Make You Laugh Then DespairBecause if you don't laugh you will just cry.by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies. 12:27 AM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed there’s no way I could get away with naming a fossil fuel industry spokesman this in a book or a movie 02:54 AM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Emm Kay @emmkaff Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal. 10:46 AM - 07 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Megan Amram @meganamram "whoever denied it, supplied it" also works with climate change 06:38 PM - 24 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Katie Mack @AstroKatie Google autocomplete is making me worry about the public perception of where my salary comes from. 08:52 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Laurie Scott @LaurieTheScott "Climate change is a hoax." 08:51 PM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Hazel Southwell @HSouthwellFE Would any publication like my piece "neither smartphones nor millennials are killing a generation, it is definitely war and climate change"? 09:54 AM - 16 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. witchy minx @minxiepop Me communicating with sea creatures after the entire world is flooded because of global warming https://t.co/pxO8Rt8ycA 07:30 PM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. naan swanson @johnbiehl Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire 02:40 PM - 12 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Former Innocent Kid @Johngcole Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: Shut up egghead 06:29 PM - 21 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists. 01:22 AM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. poison ivy @explicithooker me: Leo come over Leo: i can't im busy me: my friend said global warming isn't real Leo: 06:54 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Rachel Sanders @rachelysanders leaving a non-binding climate agreement seems sort of like breaking up with an extremely hot person with whom you’re in an open relationship 07:25 PM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. emily nussboo @emilynussbaum “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a deeply offensive song about climate change denialism. 07:38 PM - 09 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Katya @katya_zamo Climate change? Horseshit. Real clouds and weather are sturdy and reliable and controlled by God's butler in Heaven whose name is Sexy Theo 01:14 PM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE 11:39 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Megan Amram @meganamram We're in the exact point of climate change as when wile e. coyote runs off the cliff but hasn't looked down yet 01:28 AM - 06 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad parent: I'd do anything for my children! Scientist: here's how to stave off climate change so your children can stay on earth Parent: nah 12:43 AM - 27 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite