ScienceScience30 Tweets About Science That Will Make You Laugh And Then Think"Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check." "Let's do it"By by Kelly OakesBuzzFeed Staff, UK Posted on December 3, 2015, 2:57 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. Siberian Fox @SilverVVulpes I'm just sayin', everyone that confuses correlation with causation eventually ends up dead. 05:22 PM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Cath Ennis @enniscath "um, Dr Schrodinger? I opened the box and, well... we may have a problem" 05:35 AM - 09 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Earthman Adam @AdamOfEarth Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS. 10:10 PM - 08 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski [Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it" 06:30 PM - 05 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body and laid them end to end, you will die. 02:54 PM - 26 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall Employees must applaud the planets. 12:31 AM - 27 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover You can make your VERY OWN MARS WATER on Earth: Just put ten drops of water on a pretzel and then suck on it while freezing to death. 04:06 PM - 28 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ☠ lil helly ☠ @hell_doe hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table" 06:59 PM - 24 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Pete Mandik @petemandik Not to be reductionist but *literally is just a collection of quarks and electrons.* 06:28 PM - 04 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jomny sun @jonnysun Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom "wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun" ..who told you about science 06:15 PM - 03 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite jomny sun @jonnysun @jonnysun "does monarchal ownershibp depemd on time of day? also wat abot cloudy days. wat abot night" You can't go to school anymore Simba 06:19 PM - 03 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad. 01:39 PM - 04 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies. 12:27 AM - 21 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Goats? @hazelmotes1 *donates body to science* Science: I have a boyfriend. 06:47 PM - 17 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ed Yong @edyong209 Today is Penguin Awareness Day. Penguins can be dealt with effectively if detected early. Go to your GP if you see symptoms. 01:15 PM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. David Shiffman @WhySharksMatter Someone please tell @SharkWeek what "Netflix and chill" is slang for... I can't bring myself to do it. 04:10 PM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite skullsinthestars @drskyskull DON'T HAVE SEX WITH SHARKS, PEOPLE. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. https://t.co/cN6eQM88Bi 08:54 PM - 25 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. GoaT FacE ThrillA @EndhooS I have deer like reflexes... "Don't you mean cat like?" [Hears a twig snapping in a nearby Bush] *just fucking bolts with incredible grace* 10:07 AM - 10 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sean Leahy @thepunningman "I'm only 3 if you round down" - humble pi 09:36 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Aimless Recipe @melissapierce These pentaquarks bring physicists to the yard and they're like we get a gold star damn right Pc(4450)+ and Pc(4380)+ both got five quarks 04:00 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Just Bill @WilliamAder I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT. 01:46 AM - 02 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Katie Mack @AstroKatie 🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse 09:40 AM - 05 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what 05:55 PM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Tom Phillips @flashboy “Ants, ant behaviour, ant expert, why do ants do that, ant questions answered, best ants, buy ants cheap” - SEO Wilson 01:34 PM - 06 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Pinboard @Pinboard Why do we believe in stupid evolutionary psychology just-so stories? Because our hunter-gather ancestors killed anyone who thought otherwise 04:34 AM - 28 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ron flanson @johnbiehl Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire 02:40 PM - 12 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. 1 thank = 1 respect @samknight1 What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing? 05:07 PM - 16 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Slam Squat-Thrust @Gre_Gone (scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait. 08:31 PM - 02 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Replica Kill @replicakill The four F's. 06:14 AM - 11 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Niles @River_Niles We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow 11:24 PM - 15 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. The No Show @The_No_Show Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No. 06:36 PM - 13 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Emm Kay @emmkaff Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal. 10:46 AM - 07 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter! Topics in this articleScience