Politics8 Reasons Why Newt Gingrich Would Make A Great Keebler ElfNewt suspended his campaign earlier this month, meaning he'll have plenty of time to pursue other ventures. Hopefully this is what he'll settle on.By by Keenan RobertsBuzzFeed StaffPosted on May 16, 2012, 11:00 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. He's got the look. 2. He knows how to toe the line between fun and professional. 3. He clearly welcomes cookies with arms wide open. 4. He knows how to reach for his goals. 5. He's to the point. 6. He understands the importance of having an entourage. 7. He's a great spokesman. 8. And because this is in no way terrifying.