What Google Says About Other Tech Companies
"Twitter is for narcissists."
Everyone knows that Google searches reveal the deepest truths of the universe.
So inside of doing thoughtful informed analysis of tech companies (sounds exhausting), we just asked Google to tell us what people think. The results are 100% conclusive and accurate:
People don't understand WHY it's so bad, and also why it's apparently always not working.
Twitter is NOT a strategy, which sounds like an ad agency's slogan.
These other questions seem to answer the question why the stock sucks, except for the people who apparently accidentally set their language settings to Arabic.
And no one knows why it's called Tinder or why people like it so much (even though it's bad).
Maybe it's dying because it's for losers, idiots, braggarts, and moms.
Google might be for idiots and no one knows what Google Plus is "for".
We're apparently a little conflicted about iPhones.
People think Apple is better than Samsung.
Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture and is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.
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