17 Things Apple Just Announced That Are Basically Other Things
Everything old is new again.
New Sport bands in pastels = '90s Baby-G watches
Medical imaging program 3D 4 Medical = Le doot doot
Apple pencil = a pencil
Apple pencil = Hitachi magic wand
Drawing with the Apple Pencil and iPad Pro = Kid Pix
Smart Keyboard = c'mon, obvs ... the Surface
Shopping on the Apple TV = home shopping for swords
Apple TV and chill = Netflix and chill
Rose gold iPhone 6S = Hot pink Razr (RIP never 4get)
Or, that really awkward thing where you think someone is taking a photo but they're actually shooting video and your face looks like 😁😁😁😁
Force touch (excuse me, "3D touch") emergency selfies = ..... nothing. There exists nothing like this other than waiting .5 seconds longer to take a selfie.
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