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17 Things Apple Just Announced That Are Basically Other Things

Everything old is new again.

Posted on September 9, 2015, at 6:22 p.m. ET

1. New Sport bands in pastels = '90s Baby-G watches

2. Medical imaging program 3D 4 Medical = Le doot doot

3. Apple pencil = a pencil

4. Apple pencil = Hitachi magic wand

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5. Or this:

Diggin the new iPad Pro and Apple Penicl

6. Or also like this:

I've got my #ApplePencil No charging needed and tastes good too #AppleEvent

7. Just don't call it a "stylus".

View this video on YouTube

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8. Wanting women to smile more = classic street harassment

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/06/stop-telling-women-to-smile_n_3876041.html
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9. Drawing with the Apple Pencil and iPad Pro = Kid Pix

http://brojackson.com/culture/the-bro-down-kid-pix

10. Smart Keyboard = c'mon, obvs ... the Surface

11. Asking Siri "what did she just say?" to rewind what you're watching 15 seconds and add close captioning = asking your significant other "wait, what?"

Tell Siri "What did she say?" and Apple TV skips back 15 seconds and adds captions #AppleEvent

12. Shopping on the Apple TV = home shopping for swords

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13. Apple TV and chill = Netflix and chill

14. Rose gold iPhone 6S = Hot pink Razr (RIP never 4get)

http://www.digitalworldtokyo.com/index.php/digital_tokyo/articles/japan_gets_pink_razr_on_3g_foma_network/

15. Live Photos = GIFs

16. Or, that really awkward thing where you think someone is taking a photo but they're actually shooting video and your face looks like 😁😁😁😁

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17. Force touch (excuse me, "3D touch") emergency selfies = ..... nothing. There exists nothing like this other than waiting .5 seconds longer to take a selfie.

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