Here at BuzzFeed HQ, editors Cates Holderness, Ryan Broderick, and I have an ongoing competition to gross each other out by IMing and emailing each other links of terrible, horrible, very bad things we come across on our travels along the Internet.
What quailifes as "worst" isn't necessarily the grossest — there's a certainly a lot of nudity involved, but it's typically in cartoon form. Sometimes it's a link to a messageboard thread or snippet of text. It's like classic definition of obscenity: you know it when you see it (in this case, it's pretty much all obscene material, so...)
We've compiled a list of our favorite worst things to share with you. This is what we're looking at all day, we hope you like it. Sorry to our moms.
NSFW WARNING. Most actual human nudity (but not fluids) is blurred; cartoon/animal is not blurred.
SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY NSFW. YOU CAN NOT UNSEE WHAT YOU WILL SEE BELOW.
50. An Adult Baby/Diaper Lover's profile on OKCupid
49. An anime character photoshopped onto a sonogram
48. This guy have a freakout while playing Magic the Gathering
47. A rage comic where a Brony dumps his girfriend because she doesn't approve of My Little Pony:
46. Ultimate Drumming Technique
ultimatedrummingtechnique.com
(this has to be experienced on its site) (nudity warning)
45. The r/seduction Pick-Up artist forums
44. A furry with really bad farts
43. A cheesy PDF swuimsuit calendar for autism awareness charity
42. Sexy lady on a horse
41. Otherkin on Tumblr who is upset a stranger called her a human
40. This kid's high-production value song about summer
39. Echidna penis:
38. A giraffe humping a donkey
37. A tortoise ejaculating
36. "No more Mr. Nice Guy" forums
35. A really bad furry comic
34. The brony sex toy
33. Photo Mug of a woman having computer diagnostics of her lung functions
32. A woman who named her baby "Hashtag"
31. A brony who named her baby "Pinkamena" after one of the My Little Ponies
30. Sonic, Rainbow Dash, Pan, and the Twin Towers
29. Sonic the Hedgehog erotica
28. A video of a walrus sucking his own dick
27. Star Trek "slash" fan fiction sold on eBay
26. This Redditor who accidentally sprayed mousse in her vagina
25. A rap from a guy in a Tails costume about being a cat
24. My Little Pony photoshopped into this photo of Richard Nixon
23. PUA.txt Twitter - snippets of text from pick-up artist messageboards
22. Video of an underwater duck penis erection
21. The subreddit r/hotamputees
20. A comic about father-son incest between two lions
19. Guy inside an inflatable killer whale suit
18. A shark with an erection
17. Frowny fellatio girl
16. Garfield and friends visiting a strip club
15. Sexy Jet Blue jet
14. Tumblr post about a fear of castration related to a Bugs Bunny doll
Love of Buster Bunny, and the fear of castration:
It’s so cool watching Tiny Toon Adventures again. Buster Bunny was one the first cartoon animals that I became utterly obsessed with. Excuse crummy quality.
When I was about 11 years old I’d tape and watch the show. If I saw something that looked good (like Buster in a cute pose or something) then I’d pause the tape and go through it frame by frame.
One day I saw in a shop window, a stuffed Buster Bunny, and I begged my mom to get it for me. She did, and I was so emotional over getting him that I actually cried.
At night I used to put my dick between his legs and just squeeze. I was only 11 at the time, and I didn’t know about sex or masturbation. I had no idea what I was doing. All I knew is that it felt really good, and doing that with him made me form a very close bond with him.
Throughout much of my childhood I lived in fear because of very strict (although well-meaning) parents. I looked so forward to my nights with Buster because he was the only person that I didn’t have to be afraid of. Plus he’s hot! What we did at night was our little secret. I feared that if my parents discovered what I was doing with him that they’d cut off my penis and take Buster away.
That might sound irrational, but when you’re a small, naive child in a very strict home, it’s something that you think could happen.
So I grew extremely close to Buster. I loved him then and I still do now.