The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2012

We spent 2012 scouring the Internet for the worst possible things. This is it. Serious NSFW warning.

Here at BuzzFeed HQ, editors Cates Holderness, Ryan Broderick, and I have an ongoing competition to gross each other out by IMing and emailing each other links of terrible, horrible, very bad things we come across on our travels along the Internet.

What quailifes as "worst" isn't necessarily the grossest — there's a certainly a lot of nudity involved, but it's typically in cartoon form. Sometimes it's a link to a messageboard thread or snippet of text. It's like classic definition of obscenity: you know it when you see it (in this case, it's pretty much all obscene material, so...)

We've compiled a list of our favorite worst things to share with you. This is what we're looking at all day, we hope you like it. Sorry to our moms.

NSFW WARNING. Most actual human nudity (but not fluids) is blurred; cartoon/animal is not blurred.

SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY NSFW. YOU CAN NOT UNSEE WHAT YOU WILL SEE BELOW.

50. An Adult Baby/Diaper Lover's profile on OKCupid

49. An anime character photoshopped onto a sonogram

48. This guy have a freakout while playing Magic the Gathering

47. A rage comic where a Brony dumps his girfriend because she doesn't approve of My Little Pony:

45. The r/seduction Pick-Up artist forums

44. A furry with really bad farts

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43. A cheesy PDF swuimsuit calendar for autism awareness charity

42. Sexy lady on a horse

41. Otherkin on Tumblr who is upset a stranger called her a human

40. This kid's high-production value song about summer

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Katie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YW3u1n40Y8&feature=player_embedded#!

Cates: awesomest kid or AWESOMEST KID?

5 minutes

Katie: WORST KID

Cates: duuude

that's my jam

39. Echidna penis:

38. A giraffe humping a donkey

37. A tortoise ejaculating

36. "No more Mr. Nice Guy" forums

35. A really bad furry comic

34. The brony sex toy

33. Photo Mug of a woman having computer diagnostics of her lung functions

32. A woman who named her baby "Hashtag"

31. A brony who named her baby "Pinkamena" after one of the My Little Ponies

30. Sonic, Rainbow Dash, Pan, and the Twin Towers

29. Sonic the Hedgehog erotica

28. A video of a walrus sucking his own dick

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27. Star Trek "slash" fan fiction sold on eBay

26. This Redditor who accidentally sprayed mousse in her vagina

25. A rap from a guy in a Tails costume about being a cat

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24. My Little Pony photoshopped into this photo of Richard Nixon

23. PUA.txt Twitter - snippets of text from pick-up artist messageboards

22. Video of an underwater duck penis erection

21. The subreddit r/hotamputees

20. A comic about father-son incest between two lions

19. Guy inside an inflatable killer whale suit

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18. A shark with an erection

17. Frowny fellatio girl

16. Garfield and friends visiting a strip club

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15. Sexy Jet Blue jet

14. Tumblr post about a fear of castration related to a Bugs Bunny doll

Love of Buster Bunny, and the fear of castration:

It’s so cool watching Tiny Toon Adventures again. Buster Bunny was one the first cartoon animals that I became utterly obsessed with. Excuse crummy quality.

When I was about 11 years old I’d tape and watch the show. If I saw something that looked good (like Buster in a cute pose or something) then I’d pause the tape and go through it frame by frame.

One day I saw in a shop window, a stuffed Buster Bunny, and I begged my mom to get it for me. She did, and I was so emotional over getting him that I actually cried.

At night I used to put my dick between his legs and just squeeze. I was only 11 at the time, and I didn’t know about sex or masturbation. I had no idea what I was doing. All I knew is that it felt really good, and doing that with him made me form a very close bond with him.

Throughout much of my childhood I lived in fear because of very strict (although well-meaning) parents. I looked so forward to my nights with Buster because he was the only person that I didn’t have to be afraid of. Plus he’s hot! What we did at night was our little secret. I feared that if my parents discovered what I was doing with him that they’d cut off my penis and take Buster away.

That might sound irrational, but when you’re a small, naive child in a very strict home, it’s something that you think could happen.

So I grew extremely close to Buster. I loved him then and I still do now.

13. A transgendered man asks how to be a Men's Rights activist on Reddit

12. Message thread of bronies who have peed on imaginary projections called "tulpas" of My Little Ponies

11. Obama as the ultimate Redditor

10. A pinecone in a foreskin

9. James Holmes Tumblr fandom

8. Erotic fan fiction of James Holmes+BuzzFeed's Ryan Broderick written by a "Holmsie"

7. Sonic the Hedghog and Dora the Explorer role-playing Twitter accounts

6. Drawing of a man calling cops because there's a "werewolf" with an airpump up its ass

5. Lauren Conrad's book murdering craft project

4. 3D graphic of a troll having sex with a human

3. The subreddit dedicated to photos of ejaculate on anime figurines

2. The famous Reddit "cumbox"

1. Update to the cumbox a few months later, after mold has started to grow

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