How To Be A Hacker
One simple trick discovered by a mom to hacking the planet.
So, you want to be a hacker
You need a really cool flaming mask and a suit
It will help if you're a hot babe with a really cool haircut
Damn, check out this cool hair
Get some really tiny sunglasses
It's just really really important that you have sunglasses, ok?
You might need like at least 2 computers for doing some cool hacking
A hacker can set up their hacking station anywhere
A hacker needs a good hideout in case the cyberpolice show up
Hackers know basically everything about computers
Internet Explorer? Yeah right. Real hackers use Firefox. Are you a baby or something?
Real hackers know how to read cool green computer "code"
You'll be breaking into top secret information and stuff
Whoa whoa do NOT mess with these guys!
Look at this guy, I bet he's up to no good
Look at me, I'm hacking stuff from my cyberlair!
Damn, this ratwolf is also a hacker.
Whoa whoa this is some hacker stuff right here only a true hacker would understand
Congrats! You're a hacker now!
Welcome 2 your new cyberlyfe.
Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture and is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.
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