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How To Be A Hacker

One simple trick discovered by a mom to hacking the planet.

Posted on November 30, 2012, at 6:35 p.m. ET

So, you want to be a hacker

Good choice, because...

You need a really cool flaming mask and a suit

It will help if you're a hot babe with a really cool haircut

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Damn, check out this cool hair

Get some really tiny sunglasses

Or wraparounds

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It's just really really important that you have sunglasses, ok?

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You might need like at least 2 computers for doing some cool hacking

A hacker can set up their hacking station anywhere

A hacker needs a good hideout in case the cyberpolice show up

Hackers know basically everything about computers

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Internet Explorer? Yeah right. Real hackers use Firefox. Are you a baby or something?

Real hackers know how to read cool green computer "code"

Linux? Yeah. Duh, Linux.

You'll be breaking into top secret information and stuff

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Whoa whoa do NOT mess with these guys!

Look at this guy, I bet he's up to no good

Look at me, I'm hacking stuff from my cyberlair!

Damn, this ratwolf is also a hacker.

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Whoa whoa this is some hacker stuff right here only a true hacker would understand

Congrats! You're a hacker now!

Welcome 2 your new cyberlyfe.

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