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Holy Fucking Shit, Twitter Has Stickers Now

I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

Posted on June 27, 2016, at 1:04 p.m. ET

Today, Twitter announced a new feature. No, it's not an edit button. It's not an extension of the 140-character limit, either. It's not any of that bullshit you have been asking for for years.

IT'S FUCKING STICKERS!

Coming soon! Unleash your creativity by adding fun #Stickers to your photos on Twitter: https://t.co/Ph92Oivyhy

Ok check this out. Just a boring fucking pic of a guy doing a backflip off an elephant.

Literally so boring I want to throw up. I want to fucking peel my face off and throw the bloody flesh lump in Jack Dorsey's face just so that he truly understands how unamused I am by this boring fucking pic of a guy and an elephant.

I'm literally fucking disgusted. If one of my friends tweeted this photo, I'd steal a car, drive over to their house, burn it down, and write "u r fucken boring" in the ashes of their treasured family photos.

BUT WAIT. WHAT IF THEY CHOSE TO ADD ONE OF THESE PRESET STICKERS FROM TWITTER????????

AAAAAAHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSS. NOW THAT'S A FUCKING COOL PHOTO.

HELL FUCKEN YEAH BITCHES! THIS ELEPHANT HAS SUNGLASSES AND A CONSTRUCTION HELMET. AND THERE'S A FAKE SUN SHINING. NOW THIS PHOTO HAS SOME PIZZAZZ!

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