Don't Worry, Everyone, The Apple Stores Are Safe

Everyone seems very concerned with the status of the Apple store locations in New York, Philadelphia, and Washington D.C. Enough with the iBags jokes, people.

Devious plan, mister:

the apple store better give me a new phone before I go move the sandbags outside so the whole store floods

the apple store better give me a new phone before I go move the sandbags outside so the whole store floods-- Luke Tretter

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