A Complete Guide To The New Facebook Emoji Reactions

When your friends use this: They don't care too much about you.

When your aunt uses this: She doesn't know what the other emojis mean.

When your crush uses this: Bad news. He/she's not into you.

When your ex uses this: This is a faint apology but also a passive-aggressive way of letting you know they've moved on.

When your friends use this: They love it.

When your aunt uses it: She wishes you'd have kids soon.

When your crush uses this: Oh hell yeah, it's ON.

When your ex uses this: They are still masturbating thinking of you.

When your friends use this: Someone tagged you in a really embarrassing photo and they're laughing at your twisted terrible visage.

When your aunt uses this: You have posted a link to Andy Borowitz's column on the New Yorker website.

When your crush uses this: Unclear. We recommend asking at least 12 of your friends for advice on this one.

When your ex uses this: They are in a new relationship with someone else but have saved your nudes.

When your friends use it: They are using this face to indicate "blow job" and not "wow"; either you posted a photo of a hot person, or they're like "blow me" because you posted something dumb.

When your aunt uses it: You used a swear word in a post and she doesn't approve.

When your crush uses it: If it's in reaction to a photo of yourself, it's a good sign. If it's in reaction to, say, a news article, your crush thinks you are dumb.

When your ex uses it: Block this person immediately.

When your friends use it: If it's for a post about your pet dying or a sad news article, then it's genuine. Be wary if they use it for a selfie.

When your aunt uses it: Why don't you ever call her? You were such a sweet child and you didn't even come home for Thanksgiving last year.

When your crush uses it: You should leverage their sadness into fucking.

When your ex uses it: Congrats, you won the breakup.

When your friends use it: It's lighthearted and playful.

When your aunt uses it: She is really upset about those curse words. Better warn your parents before she calls them.

When your crush uses it: your crush either hates you or REALLY likes you

When your ex uses it: This is equivalent to a 1 a.m. "u up?" text. A plea for desperate late night ex-sex. Have fun!