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27 Way More Awesome Things To Buy With $38 Than Facebook Stock

Facebook shares are going for $38 a pop. Is that really the best use of your hard-earned cash? Here's what you could be getting instead.

Posted on May 15, 2012, at 1:47 p.m. ET

1. Wrestling singlet ($37.99)

2. Jerry Garcia wood painting ($38.00)

3. Laser printer toner cartridge ($37.99)

4. 38 bags of Flamin' Hot Lays chips in 1.875oz bag ($37.32)

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5. Batman cufflinks ($38.00)

6. Chaser Plus hangover prevention pills ($38.00)

7. Aromatherapy stuffed raccoon ($37.00)

How is aromatherapy? Who care, it's cute and I want to squeeze it.
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How is aromatherapy? Who care, it's cute and I want to squeeze it.

8. Sloth necklace

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9. Waffle cone maker ($37.00)

10. "Blade" Trilogy on Blu-ray ($37.59)

Remember that scene where they're in a goth rave and then blood comes out of the sprinkler system all the vampires eat the humans? That ruled.
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Remember that scene where they're in a goth rave and then blood comes out of the sprinkler system all the vampires eat the humans? That ruled.

11. KitchenAid 17-piece utensil set ($37.98)

12. 2 bottles of pure emu oil ($37.60)

I have no idea what that is, is it for oiling your emu? Why do you have an emu and why does it need to be oiled?
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I have no idea what that is, is it for oiling your emu? Why do you have an emu and why does it need to be oiled?

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13. Wine aerator and decanter ($37.91)

14. Green Bay Packers party set ($37.35)

15. Wool hat with attached beard ($38.00)

16. Size 7.5 vintage boots ($38.00)

if this is your size, BUY THESE - they're dope as heck
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if this is your size, BUY THESE - they're dope as heck

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17. Tenor recorder ($37.95)

18. Rasta colored furry rave boots ($38.00)

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20. Giant shark wall decal ($37.95)

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21. Anatomy model set ($37.99)

22. Laser pointer stylus pen ($37.99)

23. Delightful horse needlepoint throw pillow ($37.50)

24. Ruby pumps ($37.25)

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25. Curly red wig ($37.99)

26. Tuxedo paisley vest and tie set ($37.90)

You can wear this while taking your date you met over Facebook to prom!
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You can wear this while taking your date you met over Facebook to prom!

27. Stuffed Corgi ($34.99 - use your extra $3.01 to get yourself a latte)

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