1. Haunted Dust That Makes The News
2. Altruistic Haunted Dust That Makes The News
3. Athletic Haunted Dust That Makes The News
4. Haunted Blue Stuff That Makes The News
5. Haunted Bugs That Fly Around In Plain Sight Yet Are Mistaken For "A Ghost Wearing A Hoodie"
6. Haunted Cotton That Requires Assistance of Experts To Identify It As Normal Cotton, Though It Seems We May Never Know
7. Ghosts Who Hate Blankets
8. Ghosts Who Hate Pizza Supplies
"At a NORMAL pizzeria, when things start disappearing, there's usually a perfectly good explanation." Stocky's Pizza, in Haughton, Louisiana, is not a normal pizzeria.