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16 People Who Should Just Listen To The Dang Song

Shazam is destroying our brains.

Posted on September 19, 2012, at 2:27 p.m. ET

1. Dude

(thanks to @power_crystals for this idea)

(thanks to @power_crystals for this idea)

2. Stop it. JUST LISTEN.

3. There are like, no other words

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4. Seriously put down your phone

5. In the time it took you to open Shazam Mick Jagger said "satisfaction" at least three times

6.

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7. I mean, surely...

8. Apparently you can get lost in a vocal run

9. Would you ask your friend what this song is called? A stranger??

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10. I mean I guess it could be the Weird Al one

11. Eight: The number of times Mariah says the name of this song, in this song

12. He doesn't always speak clearly but HE DOES HERE

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13. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE CALLED

14. Let me see that... ahhhh what is it again? BETTER SHAZAM IT

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15. Baby baby baby ohhhhhh, baby baby baby aaaaaghghghgh

16. I give up

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