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This is the first time the French version of anything has had a happier ending.
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The French right now
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At least now the French have a good reason to be condescending to Americans.
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@reggiewatts France: We want nationalism! America: WOO NATIONALISM France: wait nvm
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Best thing that's happened to France since Johnny Depp moved back to America.
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ok we're back to arguing over whether Arnaud Montebourg is hot or not, France is fine again
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I see in France the winner is the person with the most votes. What's wrong with them?
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Oh god I just realized the new President of France is younger than me.
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I really feel like we need to follow France's lead and start electing hot people as president again.
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Thank you to France not just for not electing a Nazi, but also for making all those films with casual male nudity over the years
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Me from 2002: so what's 2017 like Me, 2017: well, France is about 40% Nazis 02: Holy shit 17: also, that's the good news
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congrats to france for electing a not crazy president but you still let anne hathaway die a penniless prostitute
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THE WORLD: please don't be racist please don't be racist FRANCE: ah mon ami, we are only 35% raciste THE WORLD: thank god
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In France the loser of an election is forced to be portrayed by Russell Crowe in the musical adaptation.
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Shoutout to France for not pulling a USA
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Never thought I'd be relieved a "youthful former investment banker with little political experience" won an election https://t.co/Q7bWP0kRmM
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Just so unfair
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As is the custom in France, Macron has imprisoned his defeated rival's soul in another dimension.
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i have just learned that french buckaroo EMMANUALS MACARON have been elected TOP BUCKAROO OF FRANCE congrats to him this proves love is real